AL QUDS (Reuters) - A spokesman for terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden said on Wednesday that Al Qaeda would immediately cease terrorist operations and disband if Americans elect John Kerry president this November.Hat tip LGF.
"Hear us, o infidel," said Sheikh Sqari al-Paq al-Ipz. "The prospect of four or, Allah forbid, eight years of hair-splitting from this horse-faced douche strikes fear into our very hearts. How will we oppose Satan when we won't know what Satan stands for from one day to the next?"
He went on to say that if America elected a socialist candidate, not only would Al Qaeda disband, it would order each of its members to kill themselves. "We swear by Allah it is true," said al-Paq al-Ipz. "We'd really, really be upset if you voted socialist. Big time."
"We love death more than you love nuance," he added.
"The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light." --Jesus
"Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious" --George Orwell
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function." --F. Scott Fitzgerald
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
More on Foreign Kerry Supporters -- We Swear By Allah It Is True!
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