The Change You Know

clipped from iowahawk.typepad.com Dear 3rd District Voter: Are you sick and tired of Bill Clinton and his tax-and-spend insider Democrat friends in Congress? Then please cast your vote me, Jerry Bristol, in the upcoming 1994 election for the 3rd District seat in the United States House of Representatives. As a small businessman, I know how all of us here in the 3rd District are being affected by regulations and taxes from unaccountable Washington bureaucrats like 3rd District Democrat incumbent Chuck Larson. The job of a Congressional wife is often difficult, with a husband who works tirelessly for voters like you. Unfortunately, as we have all recently learned from the biased liberals of the Townsburgh media, sometimes that means late night legislative sessions with sexually predatory aides. If I can find it in my heart to forgive Jerry for succumbing to a brief videotaped human weakness, shouldn't you? Hola amigos! Bienvenidos al tercer distrito del Congreso. Stopping global Warming.

This one is a side-splitting RTWT. The snippets do nothing but hint at the trajectory of this one. Some days I worship at Iowahawk's feet...