Hillary Clinton arrived at the State Department yesterday and promised to boost morale as the new Secretary of State. Hillary will bring her extensive people skills with her into this "new era" of foreign policy. "Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!" "Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't f**k her here!!" |
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