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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Are Those Flowers On The Table For Me?

clipped from moneyrunner.blogspot.com

Jiabao: Are those flowers on the table for me?

Obama: What?

Jiabao: I said, are those flowers on the table for me?

Obama: I don't understand. Why would I bring you flowers?

Jiabao: Because I like to be brought flowers when someone is trying to have sex with me!

Bob at 10:06 PM

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