"The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light." --Jesus
"Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious" --George Orwell
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function." --F. Scott Fitzgerald
Oh, sweet smokin' Gaia, this is painful to watch. Ace recommends for maximum comedic effect, mute the sound and watch PBO give his neck muscles the workout of a lifetime.
"I come here today not to talk, but to act."
Specifically, he came to act like one of those glass drinking bird things.
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