"The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light." --Jesus
"Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious" --George Orwell
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function." --F. Scott Fitzgerald
Due to overwhelming demand (well, one guy asked), I have collaborated* with the illustrious S. Weasel to bring you an exciting series of products featuring this Weaselized version of The Chart: