Monday, September 06, 2004

You Might Be A Liberal If (Appendix A)

* You don’t see any inconsistency between your “Free Tibet” bumper sticker and your support for the Hague court’s ruling issued by the Chinese court president against the Israeli defensive wall.

* You believe that criticizing "the process" as being “butchered” absolves you of needing to answer the question involved in a consistent manner.

* You believe that all Vietnam Vets are war criminals but that you're clearly the best candidate for President since you're a Vietnam Vet.

* You believe that a lifetime voting record rating by Americans for Democratic Action of 92 and near-perfectly symmetrical lifetime rating of 5 by the American Conservative Union makes you the "conservative candidate" in the election -- and is certainly "no evidence" that you're a liberal.