"The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light." --Jesus
"Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious" --George Orwell
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function." --F. Scott Fitzgerald
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: How Do You Know A Liberal Is Lying?: "What's the difference between a liberal and a hooker?
A hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead."
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