For those still blabbering on about "dialogue".

What's The Frequency, A*shat?

First, you need to look at this to warm up with a good belly laugh -- for you will have tears in your eyes when you look at this and then find out that it was created by a PhD researcher in image registration!

CBS = Pravda. ANOTHER CASE CLOSED -- JUST ON THE TECHNICALITIES ALONE...

UPDATE: Only when you type the final period. Dali isn't even close...

ANOTHER UPDATE: UmmmHmmmm....

LAST UPDATE: And a closing belly laugh.

3rd Anniversary: A Quote on the "State of Remembrance"

Warren quotes an Iranian dissident: "You were scared. But now you have eaten, and you have copulated, and you want to go back to sleep."

There you have it; ours is a country still brimming full of Septenthians -- the Iranian freedom fighters know the depths of hell...

Pulling the forensics together...

By ten thirty-one oh five? Sooner I hope...

The KERNel of Truth And An Elephantine Retraction

While kerning gets straightened out we have another rather big elephant crowding into what's now feeling like a closet bursting at the seams.

You know, I'm making this sound like I take great pleasure in watching the spectacle. I'm not. This is really flippin sad to see Goldberg's "groupthink" right over a cliff.

There really are debates to be had by reasonable people in this election. (UPDATE: like this) And this variant of mental illness is near perfect tinder for the Tinfoil Apocalypse. Coming shortly to a blog near you...

Did I forget to mention that even WaPo's on the scent now?

UPDATE: And of course, there remains a Rove behind every Bush. But just don't call me paranoid. UmmHmmmmm...

Yup, we're rapidly headed for a Torricelli manuever. It's a lot like a Hiemlich manuever only in reverse...

And The Postscript

... has already been written!

UPDATE: Not to mention that the Composer has been cross-examined -- and failed the laugh test. My, oh, my...

UPDATED AGAIN: And don't forget the $10,000 reward. Should be a piece of cake. UmmHmmmm....

You Might Be A Liberal If (Appendix B)

You don't know when to say "^that's all folks!"

C'mon -- you knew it was coming. I forshadowed it and everything ;)

UPDATE UPDATED: And you know there's a problem when you can't even fool the AP. Remember them? BUT OF COURSE! The old "I'm just a little moral degenerate -- look at them!" strategy!

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Even Peter Jennings stops carrying your water.

UPDATE n: The Donald piles on mercilessly. And I pick #1 of course!

Today's Word (Output)

The Selectric time machine effect leads to a newly discovered worm hole...

I'm guessing this can't be topped -- except by???

Did I forget to mention that you want to be sure you're not a liberal?

3/11 Update

Who doesn't want who to testify??? Say what? RTWT. (via rockin' Roger)

Round Em Up

That would be Zell -- hands down.

Obscure linkages. Too difficult to find, really.

The anti-Christ files: Kerry's 1971 Senate testimony where somehow he forgot he was in Cambodia. At least he didn't forget he was in Vietnam.

Blowback reconsidered in light of Beslan.

UPDATE: And don't forget the concise ideological dimensions.

Denial of service meets rope-a-dope. (Glenn's a-rollin' :)

Karl Rove Behind Every Tree

WHOOPS!!!!

Looks like the vets are all Republican Karl Rove stooges funded by Karl Rove. Did I mention Karl Rove? Am I obsessed?

C'est le Frenchies

Part 74,594.

A state of the Swifties update from the good John.

Of work accidents and unilateralism. Do you think Putin will draw world-wide protests from the fascifists? Nah. It was just a rhetorical question of course...

The memory hole X-RAYed.

Depressing and accurate. But we do have options -- and two of the Democrat's own once knew when they were required.

The Left,

having declared itself above the pettiness of all moral belief now finds its emptiness filled by the ugliest and darkest blood-cult on the planet. Wretchard builds on Roger like no other.

More from the "who needs Karl Rove?" department...

UPDATE: Let's face it, Karl Rove is everywhere -- even in Detroit 33 years ago...

You Might Be A Liberal If (Appendix A)

* You don’t see any inconsistency between your “Free Tibet” bumper sticker and your support for the Hague court’s ruling issued by the Chinese court president against the Israeli defensive wall.

* You believe that criticizing "the process" as being “butchered” absolves you of needing to answer the question involved in a consistent manner.

* You believe that all Vietnam Vets are war criminals but that you're clearly the best candidate for President since you're a Vietnam Vet.

* You believe that a lifetime voting record rating by Americans for Democratic Action of 92 and near-perfectly symmetrical lifetime rating of 5 by the American Conservative Union makes you the "conservative candidate" in the election -- and is certainly "no evidence" that you're a liberal.

AP = All (Kerry) Propaganda

Europe Is Only Too Happy To See A Jew Smoke

... they even built special places where they could do it together.

The Road to Discovering The Captive Mind

Roger points to a most excellent blog entry: "My Road To Damascus". Here's the incontrovertible proof you need to RTWT:

So I began too to see deeper flaws in those sureties I had so long accepted. I began to sense, or perhaps at last to admit to, inherent contradictions at work in the machine in which I had once placed so much faith. The leftist catechism denounced the United States government as inherently corrupted and beyond repair, and the solution had been to hand massive swaths of the American society and economy over to the control and regulation of the state; in other words, the United States government. It extolled civil liberties but proposed a collectivist creed which fundamentally negated the individual. It claimed to oppose concentrated, monopoly power but proposed to concentrate it to a degree unprecedented in American history. There seemed no connection whatever between these ambitions, and I began to suspect that the entire formulation was ultimately nothing more than an expression of the will to power; that the first had been concocted merely to enable the second.

Now don't get me wrong -- the prose and sweep certainly can't touch The Captive Mind -- but it's an authentic and moving piece. What? You haven't read The Captive Mind? Click that link and order, giddy-yup! The only known antidote to the Pill of the Murti-Bing I tell you...

Beslan: "Subsumed by AQ".

More evidence of the upcoming, new and unacceptable unscheduled exams...

I Guess I Need To Lower My Praise ...

of Glenn a bit. The opponent not only doesn't have a pitching staff, they've supplied him with a tee and spotted him loaded bases!

All The News That's Fit To Print ...

... unless it hurts our guy. Does this mean that Cambodia's back on again? Ooooooohhhh -- excellent!

Feeling A Need For Some Offsetting Humor Today...

News Flash: PALO ALTO. Hewlett-Packard (NYSE: HPQ) today announced that the Office of President, CEO and Chairman will be outsourced as of October 31, the end of the fiscal year. The move is being made to save $45 million in annual salary and benefits. Further savings in air travel are expected to add to HP’s bottom line.

“At the end of the day, the cost savings will be quite significant” says HP board member, Executive Vice President, and CFO Rob Highwayman, who, with the aid of HP’s outsourcing arm, HP Services, has studied outsourcing extensively. “We simply can no longer afford this inefficiency and remain competitive in the world stage,” Highwayman said.

Sanji Gurvinder Singh, 23, of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India, will be assuming the Office of President, Chairman and CEO as of October 31. He will receive a salary of $320 USD a month with proportionate benefits. Mr Singh will maintain his office in India and will be working primarily at night, due to the time difference between the US and India.

“I am excited to serve in this position,” Mr. Singh stated in an exclusive interview. “I always knew that my career at the HP call center would lead to great things.” An HP spokesperson noted that Mr. Singh has extensive experience in public speaking and has been given Ms. Fiorina’s script tree to enable him to answer any question without having to understand the issue.

Ms. Fiorina, 49, has announced that she will join the faculty of the Stanford School of Business, specializing in medieval business and the related subject of employee motivation. No one at the Stanford School of Business was available for comment.

The Hewlett-Packard board continues to explore other outsourcing possibilities including HP’s more than 1,200 vice presidents.

In an unrelated news item it was learned that HP was selling five corporate jets complete with passengers thought to be board members and HP executives. While the value of the content was not thought to be significant it is believed that their accumulated air-miles could be used to facilitate additional outsourcing initiatives.

[Found in my email from a little elf...]

C'est le Frenchies?!

MAIS NON!!

Why Glenn Is Major League

Glenn has now hit homers in all of last six at bats! (five, six)

Granted I had already linked to five and six, and five was only a homer because Steyn hit it so hard that it went out of the park just with the ricochet off of Glenn's bat.

Anyway. READ. THEM. ALL.

Is De-Nihilism's facade showing a crack? Most assuredly, you won't find it in the NYeT...

Kerry-Dukakis in 04?

NYeT! Don't Fight Hitler!

... for that will only make him really mad! My disgust at the NYeT simply cannot be put in words. But Putin now understands the situation.

Did I forget to mention that Putin has already said that people who DON'T vote for Bush need their "heads examined". What? You didn't find that in the NYeT? Can't imagine why...

And on the "root cause" behind subhumans who shoot fleeing children in the back:

When your asymmetrical warfare strategy depends on gunning down schoolchildren, you're getting way more asymmetrical than you need to be. The reality is that the IRA and ETA and the ANC and any number of secessionist and nationalist movements all the way back to the American revolutionaries could have seized schoolhouses and shot all the children.

But they didn't. Because, if they had, there would have been widespread revulsion within the perpetrators' own communities. To put it at its most tactful, that doesn't seem to be an issue here.

So the particular character of this "insurgency" does not derive from the requirements of "asymmetrical warfare" but from . . . well, let's see, what was the word missing from those three analyses of the Beslan massacre? Here's a clue: half the dead "Chechen separatists" were not Chechens at all, but Arabs. And yet, tastefully tiptoeing round the subject, The New York Times couldn't bring itself to use the words Muslim or Islamist, for fear presumably of offending multicultural sensibilities.

NYeT, we refuse to name evil.