Merde!

I haven't been paying enough attention to Merde In France:

UPDATE: In an incredible display of hubris and French 'sophistication' (no, rather the lack thereof) a somber looking Dominique Villepin™ (he's a guy) just gave a point-by-point statement (live on LCI) of what must be done in Iraq now that Saddam is out of the picture. Aside from supplying port-a-potties, I have no idea how the French could help out in Iraq. Villepin, I don't want to see your face unless you are in a restaurant serving me grilled frogs legs with plenty of Tabasco sauce. Now scoot!

But with any luck Saddam might figure a way to drag Chirac into the crossfire during his interminable war crimes trials! Can you say "enemy"? I can now -- you'll admit it later ;)