Finally, A True American Litmus Test

READ. THIS. NOW.

If your throat doesn't have a catch in it right now then I'll write you a check for $100 if you promise to move out of the country. Offer good to the first 10 takers.

The catch: If you aren't gone by a year from today your name will be reverbrating around the blogosphere as the corrupt, craven asshole you truly are.

The good news: For takers I will work mightily to find you additional funding from others. For how could it not be in my best interest?

You see, I am a man of my word. And I'm not sure what you are.

But it isn't good.