• Iran says it will resume nuclear work Monday and it's all Chimpy's fault
• That incompetent NASA investigating
• Bush seen lagging on second term goals D'oh
• Ex-chief of European Central Bank found dead Probably knocked off by the evil McHitler stooge competitor Greenspan
• U.S. Army studying lead-free 'green' bullet which turns out not to be an improvement but we don't want anyone to know and readers are too stoopid to read beyond the headlines anyway...
• Boggs, Sandberg enter Baseball Hall of Fame What's baseball?