A Syllogism For Our Times

Premise #1:
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Premise #2:
Islamofascists -- and their Gramscian Neo-Syndicalist Fascifist allies -- are incapable of holding two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and retaining the ability to function.

Conclusion:
Islamofascists and their allies are not first-rate intelligences.

But what do I know...