Monday, July 24, 2006

Holocaust? What Holocaust? [Hizballah Threatens Genocide]

What's a little Holocaust-redux between Holocaust deniers?
"We are going to make Israel not safe for Israelis. There will be no place they are safe."
I have to admit it. I just don't know how to parse Islamic syllogisms. They have a right to slaughter us and the Israelis because we're so all powerful that we have occupied them and made their lives into hell on earth. We're the very devil incarnate with the power to match. Karl Rove is controlling their tiny little brains like rats in a maze.

The nasty, evil omnipotent West says no more misogyny. No more violent lunacy. No more pederasty. No more feudal tribalism. No more world-wide Caliphate. They gotta actually use the brain that Allah(?) gave them. Etc. Etc.

This is not acceptable to them so they're going to crush us infidels because we're the weak horse. They're going to start by re-running the Holocaust that never happened. Just look at Somalia and the Israeli withdrawl from Lebanon and Gaza. They are all powerful and will triumph.

We won't put up a fight. Because we're all weak horses like Karl Rove who knows their very thoughts before they think them and crushes them like bugs in his spare time.

If your head doesn't hurt right now you should be very, very, very afraid.

Of yourself.

And those whose heads do properly hurt ... might also have just gotten a frightening glimpse into how the minds of our local leftist Gramscian neo-Syndicalist Rovian-puppet dupes work...

Ummmm...

Or don't.