Friday, July 11, 2008

Paradise Value Optimization


Hello, valued Al Qaeda associate! Welcome to the inaugural issue of
Vistas, the new electronic newsletter designed to keep you informed on
all the fast-paced comings and goings within our Total Quality Jihad family.

In a dynamic marketplace characterized by rapid change and unexpected
missiles, even the most disciplined adaptive organizations can find it
challenging to keep the lines of communication open. Without understanding the
strategic "big picture," associates will sometimes be confused by misleading
rumors they read on unreliable infidel blogs and websites like "F*cked
Insurgency" and "Jihad Deadpool."  With Vistas, you will learn the real
story -- of how we are attacking the competitive casualty gap with a
paradigm-changing tactical adaptive strategy focused on paradise value
optimization.

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