That Chirping Sound

clipped from theanchoressonline.com “This administration will not torture”: Unless we feel it’s prudent to. Any criticism from the left? :::I hear chirping::: “If innocent civilians are killed in war, you’re a war criminal and a terrorist”: Except when you’re not named Bush. :::chirp::: This administration will close Gitmo: Just as soon as we’ve found appropriate terrorist cells to which the prisoners may be transferred. :::chirp::: “This administration will ban lobbyists”: Except when we don’t. Oh, wait, you thought he was serious about that? :::chirp::: “We are post-partisan and I will listen to everyone:” Except we’re not really and um…forget that. “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.” :::chirp::: “It is arrogant, divisive, rude, hubristic and IMPERIAL to suggest that as President you are the “decider”: Until a Democrat says “I won; I will trump you.” At that point, it’s self-assured, direct and reassuringly authoritative. :::chirp:::