Are you kidding, sir? (login: laexaminer, password: laexaminer)
Proof positive that fiction can't match reality. And why Baghdad Bob's lies were a very, very stupid idea -- never ever get Americans really motivated against you...
"The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light." --Jesus
"Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious" --George Orwell
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function." --F. Scott Fitzgerald