10 Best Guesses As To What Kerry Pulled Out Of His Pocket

UPDATE: Preponderance of evidence is now "pen". However, my favorites on the list remain unaffected :)

Shamelessly stolen from Glenn from reader Barry Dauphin:

10 Best Guesses as to what Kerry pulled out of his pocket.

10. Good luck note from Dan Rather.
9. Original Killian memo--on WordPerfect!
8. Directions to Cambodian Christmas party.
7. John Edwards' billable hours on campaign trail.
6. Appointment slip for next Botox treatment.
5. French to English dictionary.
4. Lucky CIA hat!
3. Commitment papers for Theresa.
2. Leaves of Grass.
1. One way ticket to Boston!!!!

I'm going with number 4.

There was just no way I could allow you to miss that. And Glenn's choice is right of course. It does just barely edge #8 though... ^_-