FLASH! W Too Slow To Invade!

OCTOBER SURPRISE TRIPLE-TWISTING BELLY FLOP: Kerry claims Bush did not invade Iraq soon enough! But he's not smart enough to know that. (I've disallowed myself any further references to Flipper inconstancy, doncha know.)

UPDATE: Did I mention that the Dems are not only mathematically illiterate themselves but projecting that illiteracy onto the rest of the populace? Can you say chasing 0.02% versus facing 2 million tons?

And for the final word -- well that seems to fall to Wretchard quite a bit now doesn't it? As in 'The price of passing the "Global Test" was very high; and having been gypped once, we now show ourselves eager to be taken to the cleaners again.'

And follow the whisker. CASE CLOSED.

UPDATE: It turns out that "opportunistic oppositionalism" doesn't even BEGIN to describe Kerry.

UPDATED AGAIN: Maybe if CBS could get money for stories that they didn't actually publish they wouldn't look so stupid. Luckily, we're not so stupid as to allow it. But why are we so stupid as to give them any $$$ for this pathetic drivel?