Friday, February 18, 2005

A Single Knife

I have been negligent lately in pointing out Wretchard's batting streak:
The Left will wake up one day, on the morning it is led down a dark corridor to a cell floored with rubber mats, sloping curiously down to a corner where a single drain waits to carry fluid away. The walls will be bare but for a banner with the words 'Allah is Great' opposite a video camera whose tripod legs are protected with a drop cloth. On a table will be a single knife. And then they will know. Then they will see.
Luckily for them the men and women who shout "Hoooah!" have forgiven them and are already shedding their blood so these miserable ingrates -- or is that invertibrates? -- won't have to....