South Korea? What South Korea? Aiiighh! You have a Samsung cell phone in your pocket! Drop it quick! Oh, I forgot. You think that Asians are racially superior to Arabs. But you'll do anything to evade the fact that Asians as a group consistently outscore whites in the US on educational achievement tests. How long before all that acid you took as a youth actually reaches half-life in your brain so you can even consider that fact that rational adults like me exist?

"Above all, do not expect Korea to be brought up at all. Korea, in fact, is Iraq on steroids, a compendium of every complaint that the liberals bring against Bush and his administration: a war of choice that began with an error, that became in effect the mother of quagmires, that cost billions of dollars, killed tens of thousands, and dragged on years longer than anyone looked for, to an inconclusive and troublesome end. It began with a mistake--Acheson's omission of South Korea from a list of countries within the American sphere of protection, which may have led the North to believe it could invade without consequence. It was a war of choice, in that it was an invasion of a country to which the United States was not bound by treaty, but felt obliged to defend as a matter of principle."

And you conveniently spilled coffee on your world map where Kosovo should be also...