Today's we better start praying they weren't moved to Syria -- and now to you know where -- department:

"The [ Iraqi -ed. ] MIC had responsibility for all of the WMD programs, including their development, production, distribution, and storage. The message from the top man at the IIS was clear: this information was correct, and the MIC needed to act fast to move the assets around to keep them from discovery. Counterintelligence found out about his visit in time to make the changes necessary."