So you lost your job because you were doing a little too much wheeling and dealing. It is hard to know what to do when you lose your job, especially if you still have teenagers living in the house. You can restore opportunity and prosperity. 1. Announce a Family Recovery and Reinvestment Plan that will immediately jump-start job creation and long-term growth. 2. Create jobs by hiring your family members. 3. Pay your children to fix up your house. Hopefully you have a few children. 4. Go to the bank and borrow a few hundred thousand dollars. You are going to be using this money to pay salaries to your children. Yes, it is really that simple. Don't forget to set aside a very small portion of the money to buy a few condoms for your children. * If your kids are worried that their kids (your grandkids) are going to have to repay all that money one day, plus a shedload of interest, remind them that they are not going to have children! And that's why Nancy wanted you to buy those condoms. |
The key word being "escape" of course. And you know that it's not a good kind of escape...
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