Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Distracting

And so I encourage both sides in this
exciting contest to "keep it cool," and "play within yourself." Whether
you are a "shirt" or a "skin," let's all respect the game. Are you a
member of the Revolutionary Guards who just laid out a student
demonstrator with a vicious, bone-jarring hit? Instead of taunting him,
offer your hand to help him back to his feet. This will be a polite
sign of mutual competitive respect before your next vicious,
bone-jarring hit. Are you the student demonstrator? After collecting
your teeth, congratulate the Guard on his his awesome hit. This will
let the Guard know that you are a good sport, and committed to continue
your dialogue without preconditions. At the end of the day, we need to
leave our differences on the court and start focusing on the dangerous
enemy who threatens all of us: Dick Cheney.

The most
important thing is that you get this distracting sudden death shootout over with, because it's
really screwing with my legislative agenda.
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