... has already been written!
UPDATE: Not to mention that the Composer has been cross-examined -- and failed the laugh test. My, oh, my...
UPDATED AGAIN: And don't forget the $10,000 reward. Should be a piece of cake. UmmHmmmm....
"The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light." --Jesus
"Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious" --George Orwell
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function." --F. Scott Fitzgerald