You don't know when to say "that's all folks!"
C'mon -- you knew it was coming. I forshadowed it and everything ;)
UPDATE UPDATED: And you know there's a problem when you can't even fool the AP. Remember them? BUT OF COURSE! The old "I'm just a little moral degenerate -- look at them!" strategy!
YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Even Peter Jennings stops carrying your water.
UPDATE n: The Donald piles on mercilessly. And I pick #1 of course!