Sunday, October 28, 2007

APork

clipped from blogs.dailymail.com

Those mean Republicans cut funding for the Woodstock museum. They really are against education.

At least according to the Associated Press.

In a bizarre story that pitted hippies and townspeople against those meany Republicans, AP reported that the plucky Woodstock nation would open the Woodstock museum despite those meany Republicans.

Nyah.

The Man can’t keep them down.

Completely absent in the AP story is Alan Gerry, one of the co-founders of Woodstock. Now a billionaire, Gerry donated thousands to the campaigns of New York’s senators who, surprise, surprise, sponsored the $1 million pork barrel for Woodstock.

The guy is worth at least 1,000 times that million. He could have forked it over and kept 99.9% of his wealth.