clipped from en.allexperts.com "A Conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality." "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." "The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." "When buying and selling is legislated, the first thing to be bought and sold are legislators." |
The last three pretty much sum up our entire system of government of course.