Friday, August 14, 2009

COTD #2: Another Joe

clipped from www.qando.net

Here’s one I did as a response to this back in 2005:
Larry the liberal gets out of bed at noon in the apartment paid for by his
dad Joe, he is in his 8th year at college.  Enjoying all the benefits of
modern technology such as skateboards, skis, electric guitars, telephones,
inexpensive electrical appliances, plentiful water and power he rarely
thinks that most if not all of these benefits were the result of efforts of
entrepreneurs and businessmen who risked financial ruin.

He checks his email with a low priced computer and shareware that he never
paid for, and since he has time he downloads some MP3s for free.

On a normal day,  he would then call his drug dealer for an .oz of
pot and an 8 ball of coke to offset the boredom of having nothing to do but watch TV.
But today is a big day.  He has to drive his girlfriend, Sunshine, to the women’s clinic for an abortion because he wasn’t going to be bothered with
using a condom.