Well, Isn't It Obvious?
Looks like we have quagmires all over the place! I see Dick Cheney's fingerprints all over this one! Wait, there's a lot of light being reflected on the ceiling and it moves whenever my head does ... they're out to get me again... (Hat tip Instapundit)
NOTE: After my last few posts I had to lighten up a bit in case you haven't figured it out yet...