Shut Up, That's Why

clipped from ace.mu.nu What would Obama's academic footnotes look like, if he provided them for a speech or statement? Probably like this: 1. As I have always said. 2. Ibid. 3. Ibid. 4. Let me be clear: I'm tellin' ya, man. 5. Op cit. 6. Some professor I knew at Columbia said this to me during a fondue-and-blow party hosted by one of Bernie's old friends from the German Red Army Brigade. At least I think he said it. I was pretty wired and also tripping a little on laced pot so most of the time I was concentrating on his second, evil head, which was trying to hypnotize me with its spider-eyes. But I'm pretty sure. 7. Dreams of My Father, pg. 72, by Bill Ayers. 8. As I have always said. 9. Ibid. 16. To even discuss the evidence for this statement would be a distraction from the important issues facing us. 17. Ibid. 18. Ibid. 19. The CBO is full of crap. As I have always said. 20. Shut up, that's why.