Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Face Down Culture

It comes to something when immigrants from Moscow and St Petersburg are complaining that Brit women are a bunch of bottled blonde slatterns face down in their own vomit:

The first thing that struck me was the way women dress at night. Even in the winter they brave the cold in little more that a mini-skirt and bra..! Fake tan, fake breasts and peroxide hair is not my idea of beauty. Yet, it seems, the average British young woman, regardless of her size, is brainwashed into dyeing herself orange and wearing skinny jeans, leggings or mini-skirts.

They then spend 30 minutes squeezing themselves into them, only for them to burst open the minute they are too drunk to keep sucking in their stomach!

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